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| - So Sick every time mike james hits a 3, herbie should say "MIKE JAAAAMES for three", followed by a unified crowd response of "WHO?!?" this would transpire as follows:
**As always, Mike James dribbles down the shot clock to 2 seconds, chucks up a 3 pointer and gets it in**
Herbie: MIKE JAMES for THREEEE...
Crowd: WHO?!?!
Herbie: Mike James
Crowd: WHO!?
Herbie: MIKE JAMES!!
herbie is the raptors' arena announcer by the way.
the raptors would then reach an all-time high for ghetto-ness. yes, even surpassing the 1999 preseason squad which featured none other than percy miller. uggghhhh.
notice the link from the picture above. even nba.com named the file "masterp.jpg". | | |
| - Gone (feat. Cam'ron & Consequence) So my Jewish senior took us out for lunch today. It being my first Kosher meal, I just followed the lead of my co-workers in ordering turkey shawarma (not knowing what it exactly was). It was just turkey in a pita with humus, which ended up tasting pretty alright. But when the bill came, it was like $12 per shawarma! It was crazy...like paying $12 for a Twister at KFC. Kosher food is expectedly more expensive than normal food because it gets blessed or something (pardon my religious ignorance...haha), but that's like a 100% markup. That's so ridiculous. Lucky I'm not religious like that...I can't afford it!
I'ma open up a store for aspiring MC's
Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free
But if they ever flip sides like Anakin
You'll sell everything includin the mannequin
They got a new bitch now you Jennifer Aniston
Hold on I'll handle it, don't start panickin, stay calm
Shorty's at the door cause they need more
Inspiration for they life, they souls, and they songs
They said sorry Mr. West is gone | | |
| i forgot how much i hate work...
so i'm trying to sell my finance text book on tusbe.com, a site where you can post your used books to sell. yesterday, i got an email from this guy saying, and i quote, "i need the book. where do you live?" ... and that's its. no more...haha. this other guy lowballed like a major homo...$40 below my asking price. i cordially told him to fuck off.
and when did mase become gangster again? apparently he's back to being "murda mase", cursing and rapping about sticking guns in ppl's mouths in "300 shots". it must be that g-unit factor. i'm surprised no one is making a big deal out of the fact that he's a reverend. can you imagine some random guy confessing his sins to murda mase?
CONFESSOR: i confess to the lord my god and before you, reverend father, all my countless sins. i have sinned by anger, bitch-slapping my baby mama. i beg for forgiveness. she was sleeping with another man behind my back, and now i'm afraid. i have been overcome with sinful notions of hurting this other man. father, what should i do?
REVEREND MA$E: murk that n*gga. | | |
| i leave for 4 days and new orleans gets wiped out, al qaeda claims responsiblity for the london bombings, and gas prices go up nearly 20 cents. wtf? | | |
| "I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their fuckin'
head or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's
the pain I have, wakin' up every day."
- Mike Tyson
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